From the recording The Difficult Second Album

Written by Timothy Richard Barron (PRS) and Eric Stephen Luskin (BMI)
All instruments by Ditch The MuuMuu

Lyrics

No worries, no pressure, we do what we please
We make MuuMuu music for reasonable fees
Merchants of menace, purveyors of pun.
If you’re gonna complain, so will everyone

We’re not wearing Stetsons, no shadow of doubt
We’re playing our heart out, no messing about
Yee Hah! Out on the line
Lone Stars! Conquer the world two ears at a time

We know where you come from, you know where we go
The Oualie beach all-stars who put on a show
Take cover, take money, take time if you must
but after our set you won’t see us for dust

No baggage? No problem - we’re on your team
Waiting to please you, for pennies a stream
Gold bars; It should be a crime
Guitars; Conquer the world two ears at a time

Old cars; still going fine.
Too far; Conquer the world two ears at a time

What could be plainer - we’re here to stay
Were called Ditch the MuuMuu and like it that way
Push all your buttons and turn up the amps
Roll back the carpet and hit the lamps

We've got millions of credits our future to learn
If you’re wanna make trouble then... wait your turn
Two ears at a time; It should be a crime
Still going fine; Out on a line
Two ears at a time