Ditch The MuuMuu

Lyrics

Oh join the movement; Oh fly the flag
Oh you want improvement; Oh fly the flag

We are the Flat earth revival
Subscriptions going fast
So hurry with your money honey
The offer may not last
It’s a sign from the voodoo love men
Calling card of a clown
Feel the skin beneath your bracelet moving
You know we won’t let you down.

Oh join the movement; Oh fly the flag
Oh you want improvement; Oh fly the flag

We are the people’s people’s people
We have no qualms we carry arms
We're watching your reaction
And think you’ll bend to our charms
Flag waving, crazy paving, labour saving, party raving
Whatever floats your boat
So come aboard, join the hoard, show your family you're no fraud Believe me it’s no joke.

Oh join the movement; Oh fly the flag
Oh you want improvement; Oh fly the flag

Fool a government
Make a deal with the Lord
Fake a covenant
Or fall on your sword
Duck and cover and
Pray the other does too
We are the show and the shower
We drag you lower than low
You got nowhere to go
And I should know

We control the horizontal
The vertical too
The narrative, the air you breathe
We’ve got that too
So dig deep, don’t sleep the nicest guy you’ll ever meet
Is up for the cause
Follow the leader
And hear the applause.

Oh join the movement; Oh fly the flag
Oh you want improvement; Oh fly the flag