Ditch The MuuMuu

Lyrics

My mind is in meltdown, body's in Capetown
The clock says its quarter to four
I’m in denial but also on trial
Here in Ulan Bator

So don’t drink the water, but do tip the porter
“You are a guest in this town”
Do as the Romans do, not what they tell you to
And don’t let us down

They say travel broadens the mind
I think I’ve nearly lost mine
Sitting here, biding my time
Just drinking and thinking its fine
I called the United Nations
I’m stuck at the station
With an inflatable globe
Its gonna be a bumpy road

In customs control with a bag full of gold
And a lot of explaining to do.
I'd rather be fishing or satellite dishing
That gives me something to do

The locals are hostile, I’m sure this will cost while
“He hasn’t a clue!”
Their strict vegan diet is causing a riot
My lawyers will sue

They say travel broadens the mind
I think I’ve nearly lost mine
Sitting here, biding my time
Just drinking and thinking its fine
I called the United Nations
“Hey! I’m stuck at the station"
With an inflatable globe
Its gonna be a bumpy road

The pressure is mounting, the pilot is counting
“What’s your security code?"
The people are steaming, and I feel like screaming
Its gonna be a bumpy road
Its a bumpy road
Its gonna be a bumpy road